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May 152008

Hi Guys an’ Gals,

I told Dad I wouldn’t post on the site but while he’s away on holiday, there’s not much he can do about it!!

I’ve ‘Edited’ Grant’s video post in an attempt to embed the media.  If you could have a look and let me know what you think, I would appreciate it!

The choices are:

  1. Leave it as it is now.
  2. Revert back to the way Grant posted yesterday (you would click a link to go to the video)
  3. I could try and find a Plugin that provides a ‘play’ button instead of the video starting automatically.
  4. …….?!?

Comments would be appreciated.  Please try the ‘Add Comment’ button below.  Your comments will appear on the site but the first comment needs to be approved.  This means that the first comment you make will not appear straight away.  After that, they will post immediately.  If you’re shy, email!!

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May 142008

Got a message from Dad last night (he’s in Spain ’til the end of the week). Gordon E. sent this to him by text, it must have tickled him ‘cos I received instructions to post!

Being British is about drivin’ in a German car to an Irish Pub for a Belgian Beer, then on the way home, grabbin’ an Indian Curry or a Turkish Kebab, to sit on a Swedish Sofa and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. AND most of all, being suspicious of anything Foreign!

Oh and…..Only in Britain…..

  • Can you get a Pizza to your home faster than an Ambulance
  • Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter
  • Also; Supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for Prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at eh front of the shop

We might be British but by ‘eck we’re FUNNY!!

Cheers Gordon.

Bill went to a doctor and asked him if he ever laughed at a patient.

The doctor replied, ‘Of course I don’t laugh. I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.’

‘Okay then,’ Bill said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘whoo-ha’ the doctor had ever seen. It couldn’t have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery.

Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.

‘I’m so sorry,’ said the doctor. ‘I really am. I don’t know what came over me. On my honour as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won’t happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?’

‘It’s swollen,’ Bill replied.

A Health and Safety Special

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For those who don’t know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an “Australian treasure”.

General Cosgrove was interviewed on radio. This is a portion of the ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout troop visiting his military headquarters.


LADY INTERVIEWER (LI):So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE (GC): We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

LI: Shooting? That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?

GC: I don’t see why, they’ll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

LI: But surely you admit that this is a dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GC: I don’t see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

LI: But you’re equipping them to become violent killers.

GC: Well, Ma’am, you’re equipped to be a prostitute, but you’re not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

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