An Excellent Idea

…From Baz in Dronfield (UK)

This is an excellent idea and as a regular flyer I really appreciate this one…

Here’s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body.

The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth.
This would be a win-win for everyone.

There would be none of this rubbish about racial profiling and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.

This is so simple that it’s brilliant. I can see it now: You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,

“Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number…”