…From Peter in Ruby Bay (NZ)
Its the same the whole world over….
A Somalian arrives in Manukau City as a new immigrant to New Zealand.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, “Thank you Mr.New Zealand man for letting me in this country!”
But the passer-by says “You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani”.
The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. “Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in New Zealand !”
The person says “I no Kiwi. I from Hong Kong ”
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, “Are you a New Zealand citizen?”
She says, “No, I from Tonga !”
So he is puzzled, and asks her, “Where are all the New Zealanders?”
The Tongan lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says… “Probably at work.”
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