…From Peter in Ruby Bay (NZ)
A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank one busy lunchtime.
They stood in line behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.
After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly, “Wow, she’s fat!”
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy’s ear to be quiet.
A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far as they would go and announced;
“I’ll bet her bum is this wide!”
The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy. The mother gave him a good telling off, and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull, the large woman reached the front of the queue. Just then her pager begin to emit a “beep, beep, beep”.
The little boy yelled out, “Run for your life, she’s reversing!!”
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