Seduction….

This was submitted by both Big John and Carol in North Berwick.

Must be something in the air!

A Love Story…..

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache,

Shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy,

Beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished with you.

And, when I am finished,

You will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu.

Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!