Why Men are NEVER Depressed

…From Baz in Dronfield (UK)

• Men Are Just Happier People – What do you expect from such simple creatures?

• Your last name stays put.

• The garage is all yours.

• Wedding plans take care of themselves.

• Chocolate is just another snack.

• You can never be pregnant.

• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

• Car mechanics tell you the truth.

• The world is your urinal.

• You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

• Same work, more pay.

• Wrinkles add character.

• Wedding dress £5000. Tux rental £100.

• People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

• New shoes don’t cut, blister or mangle your feet.

• One mood all the time. !

• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

• You know stuff about tanks.

• A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.

• You can open all your own jars.

• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

• Your underwear is £5.95 for a three-pack.

• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

• You never have strap problems in public.

• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

• Everything on your face stays its original colour.

• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

• You only have to shave your face and neck.

• You can play with toys all your life.

• One wallet and one pair of shoes — one colour for all seasons.

• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

• You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.

• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th. in 25 minutes.