…From David in Thorpe Willoughby (UK)

A lawyer boarded the Edinburgh Shuttle at Heathrow with a box of frozen crabs and asked the blonde British Airways Flight Attendant to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing at Edinburgh, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in London, please raise your hand?”

Not one hand went up … so she took the crabs home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.
2. Blonde B.A. Flight Attendants shouldn’t be messed with.