…From Peter in Ruby Bay (NZ)
One hot summer day, a blonde comes to town with her dog, ties it under the shade of a tree, and heads into a restaurant for something cold to drink.
Twenty minutes later, a policeman enters the restaurant and asks, ‘Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside??
The blonde says it is hers.
‘Your dog seems to be in heat,’ the officer says.
The blonde replies ‘No way. She’s cool because she’s tied up in the shade under a tree.’
The policeman says, ‘No! You don’t understand. Your dog needs to be bred.’
‘No way,’ says the blonde. ‘My dog doesn’t need bread. She isn’t hungry ’cause I fed her this morning.’
The exasperated policeman says, ‘NO! You don’t understand. Your dog wants to have sex!’
(You will love this) ….
The blonde looks at the cop and says, ‘Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.’
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