…From Baz in Dronfield (UK)
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. and those who don’t.
As Ben Franklin said: “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli. (E. coli – bacteria found in feces.)
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, scotch, vodka, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification process of distilling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop; Wine = Health.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I’m doing it as a public service.
(The above image bears an uncanny resemblance to Baz in Dronfield – Andy)
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