Aug 232009
…From Big John in North Berwick (UK)
It was Sunday Service at St Mary the Innocent in Liverpool. “Anyone with needs to be prayed over, come forward, to the altar,” said Fr McGinty.
Local scally, Degsy, joins the queue, and when it’s his turn, the priest asks: “So Degsy, what do you want me to pray about for you?”
Degsy replies: “Father, I need you to pray for my hearing.”
The priest puts one finger in Degsy’s ear, and he places the other hand on top of his head and prays and prays and prays, he prays a blue streak for Degsy.
After a few minutes, Fr McGinty removes his hands, stands back and asks, “So Degsy, how is your hearing now?”
The Scouser looks bemused and says, “I dunno Father, it ain’t til next Wednesday!”
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