Apr 122009
Great truths about growing old
1. Growing old is mandatory – growing up is optional.
2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3. When you fall down you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
4. You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5. It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6. Time may be a great healer but it’s a lousy beautician.
7. Wisdom comes with age but sometimes age comes alone.
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