Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and the man beside it picks it up, engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk as he is putting on his shoes.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: “Hello?”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I am at the Shopping Mall right now and have seen a beautiful leather coat. It’s only £1,500. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Yes, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership. They have a CL63 AMG V8 coupe in and it’s only a year old. It’s silver and it’s the one I really like. Can I have it please, please, darling?”
MAN: “How much is it?”
WOMAN: “£96,000″
MAN: “OK, but for that price, It had better have all the options fitted.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing …..the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking £950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead. Ring the Agents and offer them £900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50K. It is really a pretty good price.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so very, very much much darling!!”
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape…..
Then he smiles and asks: “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
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