A Mormon was seated next to an Scotsman on a flight from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Scotsman asked for a whisky, which was promptly brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

The Scotsman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me, too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”