Young bride on her wedding night says to her husband, “Darling, I have a confession to make. I er, er, – Well I used to be a hooker. There, I’ve said it”.
“Don’t worry dear” says her husband, “Actually I find it quite a turn-on. Will you tell me about the things you did?”
“Well” says his wife, “My name was George and I played for Wigan”
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