…from David in Thorpe Willoughby (UK)
A man is sitting in the Departure Lounge at Manchester Airport. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she’s got a uniform on, she’s probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto – “We love to fly and it shows”.
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto – “Winning the hearts of the world”.
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto “Going beyond expectations”.
The woman looks at him sternly and says – “What the f*** do you want ?”
“Ah !” he says, sitting back with a smile on his face……..”Ryanair”.
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