….first up – a Lady Blonde Joke …
A Blonde who was down on her luck decided to raise some money by kidnapping a young boy and holding him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
She then wrote a note saying,
‘I’ve kidnapped your son. Tomorrow morning put £10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the elm tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground.’
Signed, A Blonde.
The Blonde pinned the note to the boy’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the elm tree. She opened up the bag and found the £10,000 with a note that said,
‘How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?’
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