Jan 212009
…from Baz (Currently near Malaga in Spain)
One day Pinocchio walked into Guiseppe’s workshop looking down in the dumps and all upset.
“What is the matter Pinocchio; why the long face?”
“Well”, said Pinocchio, “every time I make love to a girl they always complain about the splinters and don’t want to sleep with me again.”
Guiseppe says, “Before you make love I would suggest you rub it down with sandpaper and I think that will work.”
Next day Guiseppe sees Pinocchio skipping down the street with a big smile on his face.
“I guess the sandpaper worked then Pinocchio and the girls are happy”
said Guiseppe.
Pinocchio says, “Who needs girls”!!!
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