Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth die on the same day. When they arrive at the Pearly Gates, St Peter is away having a lunch break and an Angel greets them.
Unfortunately, there’s only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there’s some particular reason why she should get into Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, ‘Look at these, they’re the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I’m sure the angels will be pleased to see them every day, for eternity.’
The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question..
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her handbag, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The angel smiled and says, ‘Okay, Your Majesty, you may go in.’
Dolly is outraged and asks, ‘What was that all about? I show you two of God’s own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a toilet and gets in! Would you explain that to me?’
‘Sorry, Dolly,’ says the angel, but, even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair – no matter how big they are.
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