Dear All,

This is serious. Please BEWARE!

Over the last couple of months or so I have become the victim of a clever ‘Eastern European’ scam while out buying groceries. Simply dropping into ASDA in Dunbar for a bit of shopping has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends….

….BECAUSE IT HAS HAPPENED TO ME!

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen. Their ample breasts are almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It’s impossible not to look especially with all the rain we’ve have been having.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they’ll say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a lift to another store, in my case, Tesco in North Berwick. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing.

Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen on November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, Boxing Day, 30th, three times last Saturday and very likely again tomorrow and Sunday.

So Be Warned!

Cheers,

Andy

P.S. Morrisons in Berwick upon Tweed have wallets on sale for £2.99 each or 3 for 2.