….from David in North Yorkshire (UK)

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia (formerly known as California). White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia’s third language. In the United Kingdom white minorities have given all hope of having English recognized at all.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.Euan Blair hopes to be crowned Pope by the end of the year.

Royal Mail raises price of first class stamp to £17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only and collections to once a month

85-year £75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of the English drops to 250 lbs, the Scottish still at an all time high.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed; they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Scotland executes last remaining conservative.

High Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New Motoring law requires that all nail clippers; screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Parliament authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

Prime Minster sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

Manchester City still struggling in Blue Square (Northern) League 3