Why it’s best to be a girl

We got off the Titanic first.
Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
We’ve never lusted after a cartoon character or the female figure in a computer game.
We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we’re gay.
We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.
We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
And finally…We have enough SENSE to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions!