The Winalot Diet

…from Peter in New Zealand

I have 2 dogs and was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tescos. I was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time. However I’d lost 50 pounds then – before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly the man standing behind her.)

Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her no, it was because I’d been sitting in the road licking my b***s and a car had hit me.

I thought the man was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Silly cow……….why else would I buy dog food??