…from Peter in New Zealand.
A chicken farmer went into a local tavern, took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perked up and said, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!”
He turned to her and said, “What a coincidence. This is a special day for me. I’m celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me too and I’m also celebrating!” says the woman.
“What a coincidence.” says the man.
They clinked glasses and he asked, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynaecologist told me I’m pregnant”
“What a coincidence.” says the man. “I’m a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile but today they’re finally fertile.”
“That’s great.” says the woman, “How did your chickens become fertile?”
“I switched cocks.” he replied.
“What a coincidence.” she said ….
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