…from Peter in New Zealand

A Chinese couple get married, she’s a virgin and truth be told he is not all that experienced either. On their wedding night she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses, he climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring, “my darring, “he says, “I know dis yo firss time and you berry frighten, bu I promise you, I give you anyfin you wan, I do anyting, juss anyting you wan, Wha you wan?” he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request, eventually she replies shyly and unsure, “I wan try somethin I hear abou…numbaa 69.”

More thoughtful silence, this time from him, eventually in a puzzled tone he queries…

“You wan… Chicken wi broccori?”