A husband and wife are shopping in Tesco’s when the man picks up a box of 24 cans of lager and sticks it into the trolley.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife

“They’re on offer, only £10 for 24 cans”, he says

“Put them back. We can’t afford it,” says the wife and they carry on shopping…

A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it into the trolley.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the man,

“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” she says.

The man replies… “So does 24 cans of lager and they are only half the price!”